Description
The world of sex toys is, to be blunt, weird af. The whole thing can be overwhelming if you don’t know what you’re looking for. Let’s change that.
Our core product is all about celebrating the clitoris, consistently misunderstood but for the occasional rub during some shit foreplay. Yawn.

FIRST BASE
It’s the most powerful bullet on the market (according to the reviews), got seven speeds to cycle through (we’re a 3 btw), is portable enough to take anywhere, is waterproof (shower, not bath) and rechargeable via USB, wire included.
Oh, and one more thing. It’s 100% body safe, made out of silicone with none of those dodgy phthalates, linked to cancer and reproductive health. More on that here.
WHAT YA SAYIN’?
Anonymous
Not yet used but I’m sure it will be excellent!
7 days ago
Anonymous
Amazing! If anything I came TOO quickly - if there is such a thing. Excellent size and lovely and smooth silicone, it feels nice even to just touch when you’re not using it. Cute. Didn’t notice anything wonky about it despite the warning. It is SUCH good value :)) TYSM!!!
7 days ago
Anonymous
Exactly what I hoped for, excellent!
1 week ago
Not yet used but I’m sure it will be excellent!
Amazing! If anything I came TOO quickly - if there is such a thing. Excellent size and lovely and smooth silicone, it feels nice even to just touch when you’re not using it. Cute. Didn’t notice anything wonky about it despite the warning. It is SUCH good value :)) TYSM!!!
Exactly what I hoped for, excellent!
Anonymous –
Exactly what I hoped for, excellent!
Anonymous –
I came
Felicity –
So good I ordered another one as my travel companion
Anonymous –
🫠WOW🫠
Susie –
Holy shit, was not expecting such power 10/10
Jess –
Won this in a wheel spin game on the south bank. Never had much luck with bullets but didn’t have high hopes. But I have never been more surprised, SUPER strong and feels incred, lots of fun settings that I haven’t even tried yet cuz the first few were so effective l – perfect size to use with a partner too. 100% recommend.
Geena –
Got a wonky one for a tenner which was an absolute STEAL as it was perfectly fine. I tried out ONLY the first 2 settings and came THREE times in FIVE MINUTES 💦💦 My fanny was vibrating in places I didnt even know about 🤣never had an orgasm like it 🤩
Melinda –
Taste the rainbow