ISOLATE & MASTURBATE

Londoners (zone 1 -2), want same day delivery? We’re dropping off our vibrator (£25.99 all-in) round yours the same afternoon. Just enter your deets below.
Oh, and if you need essentials picking up from the shop for free, let us know in the notes (under a fiver pls).

*not in London? No sweat, just order the normal way and you’ll still get free UK delivery, it just won’t be same day (soz hun).